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oops. :blush:

 

not you I keep seeing then.

 

Must be a new pro rider. This guy is on a giant propel and flippen cycles fast. Comes down past the hospital from Sir Lowries side. Seen him a  few times.

Hmm - new blood in the neighbourhood - going to have to keep an eye out on my KOMS. Youngsters these days!

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How to eat Weet-Bix;

 

Open box, take two bricks out

Pour milk in a bowl

Throw the Weet-bix in the bin

Give the milk to the cat 

 

Now fry two eggs and eat with toast!

 

 

I cannot eat Weet-Bix.

When I was doing border duty during my National Service we often went out on convoy duty with only bully beef and Weet-Bix for rations. 

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I cannot eat Weet-Bix.

When I was doing border duty during my National Service we often went out on convoy duty with only bully beef and Weet-Bix for rations. 

I was brought up in a home where you eat whats on your plate...so I chowed WB many mornings in the winter with hot milk and brown sugar.

 

BUT, on Veldschool in the village of Hobhouse in the eastern Orange Free State I encountered a sadist of note...he made us eat our WB with pre-made coffee, just so we know how tough other kids in country had it...

 

I sat there in the freezing cold that morning knowing that the Basutho kids were all chomping down on mieliepap while I'm being tortured by a box in the education system

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I was brought up in a home where you eat whats on your plate...so I chowed WB many mornings in the winter with hot milk and brown sugar.

 

BUT, on Veldschool in the village of Hobhouse in the eastern Orange Free State I encountered a sadist of note...he made us eat our WB with pre-made coffee, just so we know how tough other kids in country had it...

 

I sat there in the freezing cold that morning knowing that the Basutho kids were all chomping down on mieliepap while I'm being tortured by a box in the education system

 

Weetbix mixed with coffee must be better than pap - jeez I hate that stuff.

Posted

dunno if this has been here before, BUT it has mtb in it

 

reminds me of this joke

 

So Angus and McTavish are sitting around in the pub. Angus takes a long pull at his drink, looks out the door and says "Angus, you see that bridge out there."

 

"Aye Angus, I do"

 

"S'a goood Bridge. Built it with me bare hands I did. But do they call me angus the bridge builder?"

 

"No angus they don't" he says sympathetically.

 

"And ya see that roof on the school. S' a good rooooof, took me a month, with me bare hands." He takes a pull again. "But do they call em Angus the Roof Maker?"

 

"No angus they don't"

 

Angus takes another deeeeep pull at his beer, his face going red.

 

"But you **** ONE Sheep . . .!!!!"

Posted

Gauteng is still nice and warm

George and surrounds is verrrrry cold with good 24hour rains so far and quite windy as well.
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I was brought up in a home where you eat whats on your plate...so I chowed WB many mornings in the winter with hot milk and brown sugar.

 

BUT, on Veldschool in the village of Hobhouse in the eastern Orange Free State I encountered a sadist of note...he made us eat our WB with pre-made coffee, just so we know how tough other kids in country had it...

 

I sat there in the freezing cold that morning knowing that the Basutho kids were all chomping down on mieliepap while I'm being tortured by a box in the education system

Ed-Zulu, you mentioning Hobhouse brought back many memories of that place, in the flippen winter months. [emoji300]
Posted

What the faaark!?

It's bloody funny, and well done too. :D I sure didn't see it coming :eek: ....and then the 2nd twist in the tail :eek:  :eek:

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