I have an idea for a new thread...

[Tumbleweed]

[Latent_Blue]

Just putting it out there... If anyone needs some advice on how to change a diaper - I'm your man!!!

[DJR]

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First year organic chemistry , oh my polymer, that was the lowest I ever scored for anything (except with girls, at the time)!   I wonder what Metallica up your nose will smell like? Burst of wasabi perhaps?   I feel for the poor guy.

[worriesnot]

Just putting it out there... If anyone needs some advice on how to change a diaper - I'm your man!!!

 

wait for when they start eating food and not just milk... 

[jimmycool]

wait for when they start eating food and not just milk... 

**** gets real.

[BarHugger]

Then we have Zuma  

 

https://youtu.be/zaQdxxJlOs4

Don't know so much.....not looking too great for a 68 model.....

 

 

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03449/Croatian_President_3449532b.jpg

[BarHugger]

No man. The meme/vid is misleading. The triple d chick in the floral bikini is Ice T's wife. He is in the one photo.

 

But the president is soooo much better than zipper zoompie

Turns out to be Coco....good work inspector.....

 

http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/uu16/mar20091/wenn2010/coco1.jpg

[Wannabe]

wait for when they start eating food and not just milk... 

 

and start pooping stuff that looks like brussel sprouts, and smells even worse.   

[Tumbleweed]

First year organic chemistry , oh my polymer, that was the lowest I ever scored for anything (except with girls, at the time)!   I wonder what Metallica up your nose will smell like? Burst of wasabi perhaps?   I feel for the poor guy.

 

That's a very different sorta ultrasound treatment...

[Captain Fastbastard Mayhem]

Her name is Lizé (pronounced lizay...)

DizzyLizzy will be happy! 

[Long Wheel Base]

Just putting it out there... If anyone needs some advice on how to change a diaper - I'm your man!!!

I remember when my little guy was born end November and he came home it took both my wife and myself like 10 min to change him. It was a 2 person job. 3 months down the line and your able to change them while on the IDT(lol havnt actually tried that but it sounded good)

[Latent_Blue]

wait for when they start eating food and not just milk...

I have manually debulked adult colons! I think i'll manage...

[Tumbleweed]

I have manually debulked adult colons! I think i'll manage...

 

When I read that I thought industrial-scale, um, colonic irrigation...then I googled it...

 

It was weird dealing with kiddie mess for me...the boys' mum just couldn't understand how I could take gross photographs of mangled dead people no problem, but I would get nauseous when it came to child snot, vomit and poo...    

[RocknRolla]

 

What does happiness look like in your brain?

This little video shows molecules of the protein myosin dragging a ball of endorphins along an active filament into the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex. That produces feelings of happiness.

Or so one person said..

Someone else said it is the motor protein kinesin transporting intracellular material along a microtubule.

I don’t know what it is, but the thought of this little walk happening in my brain makes me smile.

 

 

 

Mine is running away, looking backwards.. because it freaks me the hell out!!!

[MTBeer]

 

What does happiness look like in your brain?

This little video shows molecules of the protein myosin dragging a ball of endorphins along an active filament into the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex. That produces feelings of happiness.

Or so one person said..

Someone else said it is the motor protein kinesin transporting intracellular material along a microtubule.

I don’t know what it is, but the thought of this little walk happening in my brain makes me smile.

 

 

Now I've got this ticklish feeling in my head....

[Long Wheel Base]

When I read that I thought industrial-scale, um, colonic irrigation...then I googled it...

 

It was weird dealing with kiddie mess for me...the boys' mum just couldn't understand how I could take gross photographs of mangled dead people no problem, but I would get nauseous when it came to child snot, vomit and poo...

I have no problem changing my little guys nappy but the other day he had a blocked nose and we got this snot sucker thing and I told my wife that's her job, I'm not doing that. I know you will never get the snot in your mouth but I don't know, just don't want to do it unless I have to.