I have an idea for a new thread...

[Fruity]

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[J∆kk∆ls]

An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go to a nightclub...

The doorman stops them and says sorry I cant let you in without a Thai...

 

[DJR]

 

An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go to a nightclub...

The doorman stops them and says sorry I cant let you in without a Thai...

 

Lame joke of the day

[Fruity]

This cracked me up

[Fruity]

[Robbie Stewart]

 

I'm confident we've seen this one before in these quarters...?

[Fruity]

I'm confident we've seen this one before in these quarters...?

Worth a re-post, me thinks

[Slowbee]

perfect photo!

 

cause in reality that would be 'orrible to use. Imagine trying to fit your 0.000765432 kg bike in that space after your have been bleeding through your ears.

 

or worse trying to get it out in a rush cause the okes are waiting and you were dawdling choosing  which set of short socks to wear.

 

not going to happen.

 

bike will be standing on two wheels leaning against the cupboard.

[J∆kk∆ls]

perfect photo!

 

cause in reality that would be 'orrible to use. Imagine trying to fit your 0.000765432 kg bike in that space after your have been bleeding through your ears.

 

or worse trying to get it out in a rush cause the okes are waiting and you were dawdling choosing  which set of short socks to wear.

 

not going to happen.

 

bike will be standing on two wheels leaning against the cupboard.

Whatever! I amongst many Amsterdamers have to lift bikes up steep stairs after a gruelling session. Some rides I just sit on the stairs outside for a bit and if I'm lucky my wife will bring me a cup of coffee.  

Edited September 28, 2018 by J∆kk∆ls

[Fruity]

[Eddy Gordo]

People always think I am a doctor when they see my hand writing

[Shebeen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXpgYCOU340

 

laaaik nooooit bru

[the nerd]

 

When my wife used to still work in public health she would send scripts back to the doctors for them to rewrite them legibly.

[Rigardt@Scott]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXpgYCOU340

 

laaaik nooooit bru

So surfers feel about paddleboarders like mtbers feel about e-bikers? Hahaha

[Robbie Stewart]

So surfers feel about paddleboarders like mtbers feel about e-bikers? Hahaha

 

I surfed VIcbay and surrounds for about 18 years, before I decided I was over it after a 3 wave hold under in 2009. In that time, I have had the odd run-in with the odd egg-beater and door-knob, but never once have I resorted to the type of drivel this idiot is spouting. He is also lying in this clip, as he is clearly still "goofed" out of his mind. 

 

That knob must stop complaining and rather learn to paddle more efficiently to catch more waves. He is projecting his insecurities on a guy who only needs to clobber him with an oar...

 

Sheez, this moron really does not make me want to paddle out at all anymore.

[Rigardt@Scott]

I surfed VIcbay and surrounds for about 18 years, before I decided I was over it after a 3 wave hold under in 2009. In that time, I have had the odd run-in with the odd egg-beater and door-knob, but never once have I resorted to the type of drivel this idiot is spouting. He is also lying in this clip, as he is clearly still "goofed" out of his mind.

 

That knob must stop complaining and rather learn to paddle more efficiently to catch more waves. He is projecting his insecurities on a guy who only needs to clobber him with an oar...

 

Sheez, this moron really does not make me want to paddle out at all anymore.

Haha I'm not supporting this clearly confused bloke. I know nothing about paddle boarding or surfing, and I like e-bikes... my comment was meant to be in comic sans