I have an idea for a new thread...

[The Ouzo]

I was going to give this a like then I was like NO, it actually isn't funny because they probably are laughing at us.

they ARE laughing at us, because none of these boxes get load shed like the rest of us

[Rigardt@Scott]

they ARE laughing at us, because none of these boxes get load shed like the rest of us

Yup - when I lived in Pta we were on the same block as some of the embasies for a short while - no loadshedding at all!

[gummibear]

[Shebeen]

Maybe Pratensie did?

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-48527308

 

more than one airport in berlin, the much delayed new fancy one ain't open yet.

and since we're referring to medupi, this is defintely the one we're talking about.

the others are obviously staying open as this aint done yet.

 

 

(unless he's a test pilot or something like that)

[Bateleur1]

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-48527308

 

more than one airport in berlin, the much delayed new fancy one ain't open yet.

and since we're referring to medupi, this is defintely the one we're talking about.

the others are obviously staying open as this aint done yet.

 

 

(unless he's a test pilot or something like that)

 

I think it was last week a new due date was given.  September or something 2020.

[splat]

 

Now we call them thicc 

[DJR]

I was going to say something smart, but then I thought the Queen reference was great enough.

[geomark]

Edited December 11, 2019 by geomark

[geomark]

Edited December 11, 2019 by geomark

[Shebeen]

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On our daily commutes, there is one group of people who work tirelessly to gain the attention and likewise affection of the masses. Day in and day out, these extraordinary individuals weather BC’s most egregious elements, standing diligent to their development amidst a sea of skepticism, or worse: an abundance of ridicule. Unwavering in their belief that they can bring absolution to the tired and fed-up transit goers, they are nothing short of tenaciousness incarnate, worthy of a thousand praises.

I am of course referring to the Jehovah’s Witnesses. (I certainly hope you didn’t think I was talking about Translink.)

While Jehovah’s Witnesses have been all too commonly disregarded at transit stations and bus stops for years, breaking news from Parliament Hill has left many craning their necks to observe the passed-up apostles like never before.

Shortly after Friday afternoon, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau spoke to news outlets in regards to a long-gestating rumour about the Jehovah’s Witness Protection program, which he confirmed to be true.

“There is no sense denying it further to Canadians: this program has existed for some time. It was conceived as a cost effective alternative to our current witness protection program. I assure the public that the cuts continue to be a necessary venture. Without them, the installation of my Olympic size swimming pool in 24 Sussex Drive would not be a reality.”

Further questioning on the subject was cut short when the prime minister cannonballed into his newly installed pool.

Rumours surrounding the existence of the Jehovah’s Witness Protection program first surfaced six months ago. The hearsay was originally conceived over a game of Dungeons & Dragons as a joke by members of the Mom’s Basement Conspiracist Society (MBCS). One can only imagine the shock they were in for when the program was revealed to actually be true.

The Peak contacted the MBCS by landline for further comment but only procured one three-word statement repeated to near infinite (“No ******* way!”), followed by a chorus of laughter.

With the government program now declassified, the future of the program is left in a very uncertain place. Those working the angle are unconvinced that any big changes will ever emerge, though, given people’s aversion to having their spiritual views challenged.

“Whether they know we’re doing it for real or not, as sure as the sun sets and the moon rises, people are still going to pretend to look at their phone every time they walk by us,” said David Clark, a faux-proselytizer in the program. “Which is fine by me, because God’s honest truth, I don’t want to really talk to them either.”

[Shebeen]

naughty naughty

 

https://nypost.com/2019/12/10/runner-who-slapped-reporters-butt-on-live-tv-identified-as-youth-minister/amp/?__twitter_impression=true&fbclid=IwAR0muqKDHZCamutCGmMXEa4b_jjEE5TCAvZAspfEYMfmd4wmpvibuLTJOUU

[Captain Fastbastard Mayhem]

naughty naughty

 

https://nypost.com/2019/12/10/runner-who-slapped-reporters-butt-on-live-tv-identified-as-youth-minister/amp/?__twitter_impression=true&fbclid=IwAR0muqKDHZCamutCGmMXEa4b_jjEE5TCAvZAspfEYMfmd4wmpvibuLTJOUU

perfect irony in play, here. A youth minister, showing he's not really all that at all. 

[MTBeer]

naughty naughty

 

https://nypost.com/2019/12/10/runner-who-slapped-reporters-butt-on-live-tv-identified-as-youth-minister/amp/?__twitter_impression=true&fbclid=IwAR0muqKDHZCamutCGmMXEa4b_jjEE5TCAvZAspfEYMfmd4wmpvibuLTJOUU

well the oke's a **** but she is overeacting about how hard it was I reckon. Maybe looking for a payout?

[Eddy Gordo]

[Fruity]

[geomark]