In the eye of the beholder The Ugly Bike Thread

[MORNE]

  On 5/7/2024 at 1:15 PM, nonky said:

How many Roxette tickets did you buy on the Discovery pre-sale?  😁

Expand  

Thats not Roxette…(anymore)

 

[Robbie Stewart]

  On 5/7/2024 at 1:15 PM, nonky said:

How many Roxette tickets did you buy on the Discovery pre-sale?  😁

Expand  

Like @MORNE  said. It's not Roxette anymore. It's just Rox. and that is like Queen without Freddy.

[mecheng89]

  On 5/7/2024 at 11:12 AM, Headshot said:

 

I kind of like this impractical unless you live at the top of Val di Sole, weirdo.

Expand  

Must handle like a limo, because it sure looks like one.

[ChrisF]

  On 5/7/2024 at 11:45 AM, Headshot said:

That is probably a really effective gravel bike. I'd ride it, ugly or not.

Expand  

 

Spare set of wheels, and you have the right tool for the day.

[Me rida my bicycle]

  On 5/7/2024 at 11:12 AM, Headshot said:

 

I kind of like this impractical unless you live at the top of Val di Sole, weirdo.

Expand  

Who ever designed this has no switch backs on their trails 🤣

[Mamil]

I'm feeling sorry for these bikes - ugly bikes have feelings too you know.

Haven't you heard the story of the ugly bikeling? "... and all the other bikes in so many words said "whoosh" get out of town"

And then it grew up to be a Schwinn --- 

[Robbie Stewart]

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner courtesy of Amazon.co.za for all of R4099.00 

Excuse me while I quickly go upchuck on the lawn.

I don't even know where to begin.

[JayLow]

  On 5/8/2024 at 6:26 PM, Robbie Stewart said:

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner courtesy of Amazon.co.za for all of R4099.00 

Excuse me while I quickly go upchuck on the lawn.

I don't even know where to begin.

Expand  

Everywhere you look you see a new atrocity. There are no redeeming features on this one, I'm afraid 

[justinafrika]

  On 5/7/2024 at 10:56 AM, Headshot said:

The "dog forcing a dump" look is still making waves.

Expand  

 

  On 5/7/2024 at 11:00 AM, mecheng89 said:

The exact same thing was said of this car.

Expand  

A mate promptly sold his after sharing driving duties in me ol' European coupe.  A squatting dog in appearance, and a mongrel to drive.

And yes, given his off-kilter judgement, of course he was a Roxette fan.

Edited May 9, 2024 by justinafrika

[TyronLab]

  On 5/8/2024 at 6:26 PM, Robbie Stewart said:

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner courtesy of Amazon.co.za for all of R4099.00 

Excuse me while I quickly go upchuck on the lawn.

I don't even know where to begin.

Expand  

Best part is you'll receive it with the fork backwards, the brakes with a 2cm gap between the rim and the pad and a loose saddle.

[ChrisF]

  On 5/9/2024 at 7:25 AM, TyronLab said:

Best part is you'll receive it with the fork backwards, the brakes with a 2cm gap between the rim and the pad and a loose saddle.

Expand  

 

You forgot the "free play" on the headset .... 

[Robbie Stewart]

to be fair - that huffy is only a bicycle shaped object. It's a far cry from what I would call a bicycle as we have come to know them.

[droo]

  On 5/4/2024 at 8:12 AM, BaGearA said:

Like ? 

Expand  

[zoobear84]

[Swift01]

I get the feeling Cannondale is still experimenting with Duel Sus look

[mecheng89]

  On 5/9/2024 at 5:25 AM, justinafrika said:

 

A mate promptly sold his after sharing driving duties in me ol' European coupe.  A squatting dog in appearance, and a mongrel to drive.

And yes, given his off-kilter judgement, of course he was a Roxette fan.

Expand  

It must have been love, but it's over now.