Lourensford MTB membership @ R14,375 ?!?

[snakedoctor]

24 minutes ago, Rudii said:

Different pricing on this page🤷‍♂️. Still expensive though.

https://clayad.co.za/pages/mtb

MEMBERSHIP: MTB 2024

500 exclusive memberships are available.
Membership is valid for one year.
Single - R2850.00 pp

R1000 for one child - includes pump tracks and skill park.
R1500 for two or more youngsters, including pump track and skills.

APP is required:

No app- no ride.

That's for 2024  (aka this year, which is almost done).

If you click on "Membership Application" you'll get to see this: 

[Rudii]

11 minutes ago, snakedoctor said:

That's for 2024  (aka this year, which is almost done).

If you click on "Membership Application" you'll get to see this: 

Ah, thanks for clarifying.

[MORNE]

16 minutes ago, snakedoctor said:

That's for 2024  (aka this year, which is almost done).

If you click on "Membership Application" you'll get to see this: 

Hahaha! Wow, just wow. 
i’m guessing families of 5+ need to contact Noel so that they can be referred to a financial credit provider for pre-approval. Probably a full audit too..because surely you must be poor of you have 3 + children🤣🤣

Edited Tuesday at 10:43 AM by MORNE

[DieselnDust]

Pretty sure it’s a misprint 😯

[Robbie Stewart]

According to the T's&C's it seems riding alone will cost R5000.00 after which you forfeit your membership. Only after a 100 executive members are signed up can you invite a guest. I am of the opinion that this farm actually hates on mountain biking.

funny that seeing as how unappealing the trails on that farm are in general. I have ridden there before and it was an absolute yawn.

[madmarc]

1 hour ago, MORNE said:

My worry with stront like this is how long before the other clubs think it’s a good idea to ask this much? 

We already have to deal with golfers on bikes…soon we’ll have to deal with their club membership models too.

at 14k a year i’d want complimentary tax evasion services, designer drugs, open bar and a board that tells everyone im better than them - preferably illuminated…and gold. Also, a permanent shuttle service, trail sweepers and if I even see a rut in the trail bigger than a R5 coin….I want my money back. 

You forgot - Water tables every 500m each with topless girls and a pole dancer

[Irvin85]

1 hour ago, andreas17777 said:

Yes from next year you can ride anytime. I don't know how day passes wil work or if even will be available but Noel from clay pigeon shooting can be contacted for more info.

 

And from next year, the clay pigeon guys can shoot real bullets at real moving objects on bikes. 

[Irvin85]

1 hour ago, andreas17777 said:

Yes from next year you can ride anytime. I don't know how day passes wil work or if even will be available but Noel from clay pigeon shooting can be contacted for more info.

 

And from next year, the clay pigeon guys can shoot real bullets at real moving objects on bikes. 

[Bub Marley]

Just enter for the event instead. Normally happens around April.

 

[dave303e]

4 hours ago, NC_lurker said:

Does one get a sticker to display prominently on one's bike? Asking for a friend...

or is it a wire bracelet to scratch the headset area?

3 hours ago, MORNE said:

My worry with stront like this is how long before the other clubs think it’s a good idea to ask this much? 

We already have to deal with golfers on bikes…soon we’ll have to deal with their club membership models too.

at 14k a year i’d want complimentary tax evasion services, designer drugs, open bar and a board that tells everyone im better than them - preferably illuminated…and gold. Also, a permanent shuttle service, trail sweepers and if I even see a rut in the trail bigger than a R5 coin….I want my money back. 

This is a concern. We will all end up riding gravel, no one can charge for public dirt roads

[hansolo]

Jeepers! Lourensford has some nice trails but this ridiculous.

Luckily I don't think I'll ride there enough to not qualify as a guest.
. 

[MORNE]

23 minutes ago, dave303e said:

or is it a wire bracelet to scratch the headset area?

This is a concern. We will all end up riding gravel, no one can charge for public dirt roads

Nah we’ll reject all clubs and start rogue riding and building trails where we like, you know..how MTBing started😅

“Rage against the machine - killing in the name of”

[guidodg]

this is possibly the only country in the world that I have travelled to where you pay to ride an MTB...

[sirmoun10goat]

I’m pretty sure it’s meant to be R4 375 and not R14 375.

 

[DJuice]

8 minutes ago, sirmoun10goat said:

I’m pretty sure it’s meant to be R4 375 and not R14 375.

 

Don’t think so, the spot securing deposit is R5k.

[ChrisF]

7 hours ago, DJuice said:

Don’t think so, the spot securing deposit is R5k.

 

Jip, this is the new benchmark in exclusivity ...