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[Patchelicious]

Would help if you actually pressed the gas pedal

[BSG]

Nice bike rack.

Edited May 12, 2020 by BSG

[The Ouzo]

Would help if you actually pressed the gas pedal

well spotted, probably drawn up by a 'Merican who can't drive stick.

 

Its well known that hitting the clutch and brake pedal does a soft reboot

[geomark]

I have achieved something very similar to this (give or take where his feet actually are) coming back from driving in France for a couple of months and hopping into an automatic car here, in traffic, going down a hill!  Nice little morning adrenaline rush.

[geomark]

Nice bike rack.

Put an ebike on the far end of the rack and the front wheels will leave the ground

[MTBeer]

Nice bike rack.

pity about the car

[Dusty]

Nice bike rack.

Must be an amazing towbar

[geomark]

Reminds me of this

[Patchelicious]

[RocknRolla]

 

Where else would the wife's permission slip be secured?

[TNT1]

Where else would the wife's permission slip be secured?

I thought you staple it to the spot your balls were removed from. Never needed one, so I'm speculating here.

[Patchelicious]

I thought you staple it to the spot your balls were removed from. Never needed one, so I'm speculating here.

I can only assume that is because you are not married. 

[TNT1]

I can only assume that is because you are not married. 

*checks nuts, yep, firmly in sack. 

*checks divorce decree, yep, neatly framed on study wall.

[Eddy Gordo]

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