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I would sell my bike there and then and take up golf

 

https://youtu.be/wYjma7Na1fg

and that, is where i will be racing this time next month, in the 500km Expedition Africa. We will be going through these areas in the dark!

 

Special equipment for this race:air horns. I'm starting to look at carbon fibre shotguns on alibaba.com

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and that, is where i will be racing this time next month, in the 500km Expedition Africa. We will be going through these areas in the dark!

 

Special equipment for this race:air horns. I'm starting to look at carbon fibre shotguns on alibaba.com

See you there! Soiling myself even before I saw this clip. Note: hiking through here also.

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and that, is where i will be racing this time next month, in the 500km Expedition Africa. We will be going through these areas in the dark!

 

Special equipment for this race:air horns. I'm starting to look at carbon fibre shotguns on alibaba.com

 

 

See you there! Soiling myself even before I saw this clip. Note: hiking through here also.

Writer Robert Ruark, said that an old Buffalo bull wakes up in the morning, feeling terribly grumpy.......and then he just gets grumpier as his day goes on. He also said that they look at you like you owe them money and are badly overdue paying them back!

 

I can, on some mornings, start to relate to that........ :blush: Thank the gods for coffee :)

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A flight is on its way to Sydney, when a blonde in economy class gets up, moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket. She then informs the blonde that she has only paid for economy class, and that she will have to sit in the back.

The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here.”

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo who has an economy ticket but is sitting in first class, and won’t move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy, she will have to leave and return to her seat.

The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here.”

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won’t listen to reason.

The pilot says, “You say she is a blonde? I’ll handle this, I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.”

He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she then says, “Oh, I’m sorry” and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

The pilot replies, “I told her that first class isn’t going to Sydney.” "

copied and paste to my wife .................. blonde wife :P

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