forkie Posted March 9, 2021 Posted March 9, 2021 I would guess most stories from the list are less exciting than people think. I got arrested for speeding...then paid an admission of guilt fine which was cheaper than the max allowable fine before arrest. I think I spent all of 2 hours in jail. That was enough to make me never want to be in jail again - so far so good!me and my mates got "arrested" for lifting on our 50's. For you younger folk, we had 50cc motorcycles in the 80's and it was against the law to lift somebody on them. We were caught on Friday night and made to sit in the cop shop for a couple of hours. luckily they did not have breathalyzers in those days.... johnson, Eldron, Gen and 1 other 4
Hairy Posted March 9, 2021 Posted March 9, 2021 me and my mates got "arrested" for lifting on our 50's. For you younger folk, we had 50cc motorcycles in the 80's and it was against the law to lift somebody on them. We were caught on Friday night and made to sit in the cop shop for a couple of hours. luckily they did not have breathalyzers in those days....my friends / other kids in schools were on 50's ... I picked up a 125cc and parked it at my then girlfriends house across the road from school ... seeing as the bike was not licensed, certainly not road legal and I did not have a learners either, and the teachers used to check the bikes on the school premises, it was a good idea parking here. Gen 1
Eldron Posted March 9, 2021 Posted March 9, 2021 Did you get a legit prison tattoo while you were there ... could have knocked off another point from the list.Hahaha nah. The ink came later. I did see a bouncer and a customer continue a punch they started at a club where they both got arrested though. Turns out I'm way too larney for prison! Long Wheel Base and Hairy 2
DJR Posted March 9, 2021 Posted March 9, 2021 my limo story. backpacking in canada, was the cheapest ride from the airport to town between 6 people at 11am. not exactly rockstarMy limo ride: Got off the train from Washington DC at Grand Centra in New York. We were waiting for a cab to catch a ride to our hotel. No cabs, all full or ignored us. Big fat limo parked at the curb a few feet away from us. Driver asked where we were from after he heard the wife and I speak in Afrikaans. South Africa my man! You know Nelson Mandela? I said no, but wouldn't mind meeting him! Hop in he said, I've never had a South African passenger. Hey, I don't have money for a limo ride. No, he said, I'll give you a ride for free! Add it to Mandelas tab! I'm bored and my boss won't need me for another hour or two! We were taken to our hotel in style! Even have a picture of us sticking our heads out the sunroof like tourists! Patensie, Ed-Zulu, Hairy and 2 others 5
Hairy Posted March 9, 2021 Posted March 9, 2021 So is the idea to have a high score or low score?Low, like J Lo
Gen Posted March 9, 2021 Posted March 9, 2021 (edited) 9.3 Have nots.; arrested, limo or a cruise. Closest I've been to a cruise is a booze cruise... And I was very very close to being arrested the night the local cops decided to prank us on 40 days. Edited March 9, 2021 by Gen
Long Wheel Base Posted March 10, 2021 Posted March 10, 2021 9. Flip I read it wrong initially. Gave myself a point for each thing I had done. Luckily I read it again and changed my 6 to a 9. DJR 1
TNT1 Posted March 10, 2021 Author Posted March 10, 2021 9. Flip I read it wrong initially. Gave myself a point for each thing I had done. Luckily I read it again and changed my 6 to a 9.Yeah, the lower your score, the more of a menace you've been it looks like. Long Wheel Base 1
Gen Posted March 10, 2021 Posted March 10, 2021 Mom to her son a few weeks ago. : Do the commute before the time to familiarise yourself with the route and the traffic Kid to mom: I'll be fine I have GPS I know what I am doing. Present day Kid to mom: Traffic was insane and I got lost Mom: [emoji52] sawystertrance, Hairy and Eugene Oppelt 3
Warthog Posted March 10, 2021 Posted March 10, 2021 3 for me. Never been in limo, on a cruise, or arrested. Gotta work on this...
Patchelicious Posted March 10, 2021 Posted March 10, 2021 3 for me. Never been in limo, on a cruise, or arrested. Gotta work on this...Take a limo to the dock, get on a cruise ship slap the Captain.... 3 bids one stone Steven Knoetze (sk27) and Long Wheel Base 2
stefmeister Posted March 10, 2021 Posted March 10, 2021 Yeah, the lower your score, the more of a menace you've been it looks like.Guess I must actually be a koek then. TNT1 1
Stretch Posted March 10, 2021 Posted March 10, 2021 (edited) 5 for me Limo, tattoo, arrested, cruise, skydiving Does a 3 day trip down the nile on a feluca count as a cruise? Edited March 10, 2021 by Stretch
No Hare Posted March 10, 2021 Posted March 10, 2021 Is this a track or the name of a participant? Long Wheel Base 1
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