Dopers suck

[mecheng89]

Soccer: France's Paul Pogba suspended for doping
Juventus' French midfielder Paul Pogba has been provisionally suspended after testing positive for a banned substance. The random test, performed in August, detected testosterone in Pogba's system.

[ChunkyMonkey]

Whooo loads of contradictory statements here…

OK, first he needs to instruct a legal team to assist in finding out how this substance snuk up on him….🤔???

“I have instructed legal representation to assist me in determining the source of the prohibited substance and I have instructed them to ask for my B Sample to be tested and to launch an inquiry into the possible causes for the positive test."

 

Then wifey says(and please note, she has the Doper Lingo right..)🤪

"He wasn't doing any steroids in Turkey. He has hectic Sinusitis and was using a spray to release the tension he was feeling in the nose. Only after the news came out this week did we discover that the Clenbuterol found his drug test was the same substance in the nasal spray he had used when he landed," said Ristic.

Well… uuuhhhh …. Maybe, not  WHILE IN TURKEY

so if not in Turkey…where then…?🇿🇦🇨🇦🇦🇷🇱🇷🇫🇷🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈….?

[Shebeen]

18 minutes ago, ChunkyMonkey said:

Whooo loads of contradictory statements here…

OK, first he needs to instruct a legal team to assist in finding out how this substance snuk up on him….🤔???

“I have instructed legal representation to assist me in determining the source of the prohibited substance and I have instructed them to ask for my B Sample to be tested and to launch an inquiry into the possible causes for the positive test."

 

Then wifey says(and please note, she has the Doper Lingo right..)🤪

"He wasn't doing any steroids in Turkey. He has hectic Sinusitis and was using a spray to release the tension he was feeling in the nose. Only after the news came out this week did we discover that the Clenbuterol found his drug test was the same substance in the nasal spray he had used when he landed," said Ristic.

Well… uuuhhhh …. Maybe, not  WHILE IN TURKEY

so if not in Turkey…where then…?🇿🇦🇨🇦🇦🇷🇱🇷🇫🇷🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈….?

last time i checked his wifey didn't even know the whereabouts of his johnson so would battle to refute what is going into his system. They should speak to his dietician.

[Skubarra]

1 hour ago, ChunkyMonkey said:

Whooo loads of contradictory statements here…

OK, first he needs to instruct a legal team to assist in finding out how this substance snuk up on him….🤔???

“I have instructed legal representation to assist me in determining the source of the prohibited substance and I have instructed them to ask for my B Sample to be tested and to launch an inquiry into the possible causes for the positive test."

 

Then wifey says(and please note, she has the Doper Lingo right..)🤪

"He wasn't doing any steroids in Turkey. He has hectic Sinusitis and was using a spray to release the tension he was feeling in the nose. Only after the news came out this week did we discover that the Clenbuterol found his drug test was the same substance in the nasal spray he had used when he landed," said Ristic.

Well… uuuhhhh …. Maybe, not  WHILE IN TURKEY

so if not in Turkey…where then…?🇿🇦🇨🇦🇦🇷🇱🇷🇫🇷🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈….?

Kind of curious how much Clenbuterol would be in nasal spray and how much nasal spray you would have to use for clenbuterol to show up in your urine. 

[Frosty]

Saw the You magazine while waiting in the queue at Woolies last night. Couldn’t find the Ingleesh version online, but found die Afrikaanse een… why me?

[ChunkyMonkey]

2 hours ago, Frosty said:

Saw the You magazine while waiting in the queue at Woolies last night. Couldn’t find the Ingleesh version online, but found die Afrikaanse een… why me?

Shame…. Let’s take it down one level..

And play victim..?

🥺

[Shebeen]

5 hours ago, Frosty said:

Saw the You magazine while waiting in the queue at Woolies last night. Couldn’t find the Ingleesh version online, but found die Afrikaanse een… why me?

Want tjy is die vokken bad boy!

[mecheng89]

Tennis: Halep to appeal four-year ban for anti-doping rule violations
Romania's former world No 1 Simona Halep said on Tuesday that she would appeal to sport's highest court against the International Tennis Integrity Agency decision to ban her for four years, after two separate anti-doping rule violations.

[justinafrika]

“...it had decided to award Kumar a medal and certificate even though he was the lone runner in the final."

"We are sharing with them details of the athletes who fled.” 

"I was really looking forward to running against the best athletes, but nobody turned up."  

Say WHATTTT!?  😂🤣

 

https://www.reuters.com/sports/athletics/sprinters-wind-after-anti-doping-officials-arrive-delhi-meet-2023-09-27/

Edited December 7, 2023 by justinafrika

[DieselnDust]

Looks like our gov has been slack again( any surprises there?) and not updated legislation in line with WADA recommendations so we are now foul of anti doping regulations and th flag cannot be displayed at any international sporting event leaving the Bokke in a bit of a quandary. Those doors in parliament reslly suck

[Frosty]

4 hours ago, DieselnDust said:

Looks like our gov has been slack again( any surprises there?) and not updated legislation in line with WADA recommendations so we are now foul of anti doping regulations and th flag cannot be displayed at any international sporting event leaving the Bokke in a bit of a quandary. Those doors in parliament reslly suck

https://apnews.com/article/south-africa-flag-ban-doping-248e582ed78dc7478bd151eaff67a92b

[DieselnDust]

7 hours ago, Frosty said:

https://apnews.com/article/south-africa-flag-ban-doping-248e582ed78dc7478bd151eaff67a92b

The incompetence knows no bottom. They just sink lower and lower ….

anything you think a government surely cannot get wrong , the ANC has said “hold my beer!”

 

[love2fly]

20 hours ago, DieselnDust said:

The incompetence knows no bottom. They just sink lower and lower ….

anything you think a government surely cannot get wrong , the ANC has said “hold my beer!”

 

Hold my beer while I reach for my VIP pass to the Gravy Train.

Like they say.... cANCer....

Edited October 9, 2023 by love2fly

[justinafrika]

Not just about doping but he does comment about doping and some of the current best GC riders.  Some interesting Team Sky, and more current, insights and very much looks like an all around fascinating read.

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2023/oct/10/alex-dowsett-professional-cycling-is-fragile-billionaires-come-in-invest-and-get-blown-away

Edited October 11, 2023 by justinafrika

[Pieter-za]

Running related:

Quote

DOPING - The latest cases in road running (announced in October - early November 2023)

PROVISIONAL SUSPENSIONS / SUSPENSIONS PROVISOIRES

KENYA

● James Gikunga Karanja (norandrosterone) - PB 29:20 in the 10km. Last race: 2nd at the Jakarta 10km on October 22

● Esther Birundu Borura (norandrosterone) - PB 30:15 at the 2023 Valencia 10K

● Purity Temutai Komen (norandrosterone + Evading sample collection) - Winner of the 2023 Istanbul half marathon (1:06:30)

● Rebecca Jepchirchir Korir (methylprednisolone) - 2nd of the Harbin marathon in August 2023 / 2nd of the 2022 Kigali marathon. PB: 2:29:04

● Salina Jebet (19-norandrosterone) - PB 2:30:28 in the marathon, 3rd at the 2022 Tunis marathon (2:31:33)

RWANDA

● John Hakizimana (triamcinolone acetonide) - Rwanda's record holder in the marathon (2:08:18 in Milano in April 2023, 9th at the 2023 World Championships)

FINAL SANCTIONS / SANCTIONS FINALES

KENYA

● 10-year ban: Titus Ekiru (triamcinolone acetonide, pethidine + tampering) - 2:02:57 at the 2021 Milano marathon

● 8-year ban: Michael Njenga Kunyuga - (19-norandrosterone, nandrolone + tampering) Marathon PB: 2:06:43 at the 2020 Sevilla marathon

● 5-year ban: Agness Jeruto Barsosio (biological passport) - 2:20:59 at the 2017 Paris marathon, winner of the 2022 Nairobi marathon

● 4-year ban: Michael Kibet (EPO) - 13:12 at the 2022 Lille 5km and 27:41 at the 2022 Lille 10km

● 3-year ban: Daisy Cherotich (EPO) - 1:06:33 at the 2022 Ras Al Khaimah half and 2:25:30 at the 2022 Abu Dhabi marathon

ETHIOPIA

●4-year ban: Shume Tafa (5-methylhexan-2-amine) - 2:11:13 at the 2022 Eindhoven marathon

●18-month ban: Mengistu Bekele (EPO) - PB: 29:03 for 10km

SOUTH AFRICA

●12-year ban: Pule Maeko (2nd suspension after a 2 year ban in 2018/2020 - testosterone) - 2:20:16 marathon PB in 2018

 

Edited November 8, 2023 by Pieter-za
Correction of sentence

[justinafrika]

On 10/6/2023 at 10:33 PM, justinafrika said:

“...it had decided to award Kumar a medal and certificate even though he was the lone runner in the final."

"We are sharing with them details of the athletes who fled.” 

"I was really looking forward to running against the best athletes, but nobody turned up."  

Say WHATTTT!?  😂🤣

 

https://www.reuters.com/sports/athletics/sprinters-wind-after-anti-doping-officials-arrive-delhi-meet-2023-09-27/

 

Errrr…  Hayi shem!  The one guy who didn’t flee the anti-doping officials should also have fled.

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/athletics/athletics-drugs-test-delhi-nada-b2459479.html