Bateleur1 Posted August 24, 2016 Share I think he overtook me on Conterman's last stretch of single track. There was a gust of wind - the trees next to the water bowed their heads in his slipstream - as if the mountain itself revered him - his tyres roared--- muissss and his forks whispered hond as they bottomed out on the bend. And he was gone. I didn't see his face. So he is black then? Wannabe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatross Posted August 24, 2016 Share Some say he has an ebike, and that it was only charged once back in 2003, he just likes the extra weight of the battery apparently TALUS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikey Posted August 24, 2016 Share Best laugh I have had all week???????????????????????? Edited August 24, 2016 by Pikey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matchstix Posted August 24, 2016 Share Some say if he uses snapscan at hoogekraal he gets paid Hairy, DirtyDan, Mamil and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryH Posted August 24, 2016 Share Some say he uses his brakes going uphill...... and by the time he comes down his brakes are worn out.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDF Posted August 24, 2016 Share Apparently the residue of his fart covers Table Mountain with a white puffy table cloth. Spoke101 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDF Posted August 24, 2016 Share Some say he uses his brakes going uphill...... and by the time he comes down his brakes are worn out....He rides flat pedals barefoot. When he needs to stop he just puts his foot down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJR Posted August 24, 2016 Share Some say he has an ebike, and that it was only charged once back in 2003, he just likes the extra weight of the battery apparentlyAlso heard the e-bike bit......and that he charges the battery by riding it! Tromp, Albatross, Bloukrans and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest notmyname Posted August 24, 2016 Share I've heard he actually rides on a carpet of Cape Cobras and puffies clear the trail ahead of him. Bloukrans 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nonky Posted August 24, 2016 Share Some say he used to be called THE BADGER and that muishond is not his real name DJR 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahmedbadat Posted August 24, 2016 Share and that one day after his ride his hilux bakkie didnt want to start so he sommer towed it home using his bike DirtyDan, DJR, Hairy and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Fastbastard Mayhem Posted August 24, 2016 Share Some say he used to be called THE BADGER and that muishond is not his real name Bonus and nonky 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halfdoesyn Posted August 24, 2016 Share Noooooooo! That's it for the rest of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeubok Posted August 24, 2016 Share and that one day after his ride his hilux bakkie didnt want to start so he sommer towed it home using his bike So he's tougherererer than his Hilux? Tromp, DJR and Bloukrans 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bateleur1 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Also heard the e-bike bit......and that he charges the battery by riding it! I heard he charges the batteries while riding. He pops about two batteries a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubarra Posted August 24, 2016 Share MASTer and Commander Apt!! The girl that took QOM is a dog face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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