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I'd like to teach you guys how to troll a vegan:

 

1. Protein and B12 deficiency

2. Circle of life

3. Stranded Island

4. Canine teeth

5. Heme iron

6. We're top of the food chain

7. Plants feel pain and a squirrel was killed in a wheat harvest

8. You're re eating my foods food.

9. Soyboy

10. Soy gives you boobs and a high pitch voice

11. God gave us animals to consume

12. Hitler was vegetarian

13. Veganism is a cult

14. Vegans kill bees

15. I was vegan for (insert time) and its bs

 

We all know this is some ignorant ass arguments????.

Edited by Josh_the. Man
Posted

I'd like to teach you guys how to troll a vegan:

 

1. Protein and B12 deficiency

2. Circle of life

3. Stranded Island

4. Canine teeth

5. Heme iron

6. We're top of the food chain

7. Plants feel pain and a squirrel was killed in a wheat harvest

8. You're re eating my foods food.

9. Soyboy

10. Soy gives you boobs and a high pitch voice

11. God gave us animals to consume

12. Hitler was vegetarian

13. Veganism is a cult

14. Vegans kill bees

15. I was vegan for (insert time) and its bs

 

We all know this is some ignorant ass arguments????.

Aren’t you getting bored of this yet?

Posted (edited)

We all know these are some

 

It's plural.

 

If you want to be a smart ass you should start by being smart.

There was one smart vegan biologist who managed to successfully merge a cockroach and a blood sucker. Being a successful human, he named it after himself by also merging the names. Being a vegan, and short on B12, and therefore reason impaired, he didn't realise that 'blood roach' would have been a better option.

 

Luckily, he was from that small subset of vegans that other vegans also choose to ignore.

Edited by Thor Buttox
Posted (edited)

I'd like to teach you guys how to troll a vegan:

 

1. Protein and B12 deficiency

2. Circle of life

3. Stranded Island

4. Canine teeth

5. Heme iron

6. We're top of the food chain

7. Plants feel pain and a squirrel was killed in a wheat harvest

8. You're re eating my foods food.

9. Soyboy

10. Soy gives you boobs and a high pitch voice

11. God gave us animals to consume

12. Hitler was vegetarian

13. Veganism is a cult

14. Vegans kill bees

15. I was vegan for (insert time) and its bs

 

We all know this is some ignorant ass arguments????.

I tried 14 but more like vegans kill animals, and then also I added some climate change questions to make the b12 deficient brain go into a flat spin. I will go now to work on my trolling skills.

Edited by Ascension
Posted

We all know these are some

 

It's plural.

 

If you want to be a smart ass you should start by being smart.

Behold! The field in which I grow my fvcks.

Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shall see that it is barren.

Posted

I'd like to teach you guys how to troll a vegan:

 

1. Protein and B12 deficiency

2. Circle of life

3. Stranded Island

4. Canine teeth

5. Heme iron

6. We're top of the food chain

7. Plants feel pain and a squirrel was killed in a wheat harvest

8. You're re eating my foods food.

9. Soyboy

10. Soy gives you boobs and a high pitch voice

11. God gave us animals to consume

12. Hitler was vegetarian

13. Veganism is a cult

14. Vegans kill bees

15. I was vegan for (insert time) and its bs

 

We all know this is some ignorant ass arguments.

You are wasting your time, there are very few full vegans in here other than Wayne P and he looks after himself just fine.

At least Odi owned it when he was being a troll.

Posted

You are wasting your time, there are very few full vegans in here other than Wayne P and he looks after himself just fine.

At least Odi owned it when he was being a troll.

Slight correction - I dont always obey "Full Vegan" - Sometimes its tough when travelling etc. But certainly strict vegetarian.

 

I may eat some dairy once a month or so if it cant be avoided. Or sometimes something I eat has mayo on it and i have no other options.

 

I am lucky though here in NZ - we have a grocery delivery service that was started by a masterchef winner. Basically, they deliver all the raw materials for your family dinners and a recipe and its all plant based. 

 

Here are the recipes for next weeks food

 

https://www.myfoodbag.co.nz/recipes/details/15012-butternut-pumpkin-crumble-with-freekeh-walnut-salad

https://www.myfoodbag.co.nz/recipes/details/15011-mexican-quinoa-bowls-with-roasted-corn

https://www.myfoodbag.co.nz/recipes/details/15010-thai-red-kumara-curry-with-crispy-sesame-chickpeas

https://www.myfoodbag.co.nz/recipes/details/15009-madam-woo-s-tofu-char-kway-teow-noodles

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