Readsalot Posted December 7, 2017 Share Inappropriate touching in Hollywood is getting out of hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Readsalot Posted December 7, 2017 Share This made me grin. Lurch the stalker, Patchelicious, Long Wheel Base and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sepia Posted December 7, 2017 Share and this little Gem will be doing her thing there tomorrow night Wish she would come to Durban. Thought she was "out-there" when she first came onto the scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurch the stalker Posted December 7, 2017 Share *Pooping TomI'm ashamed I didn't think of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Gordo Posted December 7, 2017 Share A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.One of the bags was ripped, and every once in awhile, a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk.Noticing this, a Policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling Out of that bag.""Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer..""Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. "Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?""Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know.Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?' So, now, on game days, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his pecker through my fence, I surprise him, Grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.'"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?""Well, you know", said the little old lady, "not everybody pays." Long Wheel Base, Wannabe, Kalahari Vegmot and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Gordo Posted December 7, 2017 Share http://forums.mtbr.com/attachments/fifty-years-old/1170689d1512424339t-50-joke-thread-image024.jpg DJR, Wannabe, Kalahari Vegmot and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairy Posted December 7, 2017 Share Hey ... my boss just brought me coffee ... wonder what he wants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTBeer Posted December 7, 2017 Share Hey ... my boss just brought me coffee ... wonder what he wants what a knob. it's too fekking hot for coffee. DJR 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairy Posted December 7, 2017 Share what a knob. it's too fekking hot for coffee......never too hot mulmi, Kalahari Vegmot, Grebel and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowbee Posted December 7, 2017 Share Hey ... my boss just brought me coffee ... wonder what he wants but will you give him what he wants Wil6 and Hairy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurch the stalker Posted December 7, 2017 Share Hey ... my boss just brought me coffee ... wonder what he wants I think you just got given your Christmas bonus... Wannabe, Wil6, Grebel and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairy Posted December 7, 2017 Share but will you give him what he wantsI am easy like that I think you just got given your Christmas bonus... And it was good DJR and Lurch the stalker 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTBeer Posted December 7, 2017 Share http://www.capetownetc.com/news/bakoven-parking-bay-selling-r1-1-million/ Edited December 7, 2017 by MTBeer Long Wheel Base 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bateleur1 Posted December 7, 2017 Share I can hear the nurse say in the ER room .... "Doctor we have another one of those Mountain biker fellas with a GoPro up his throat" GrumpyOldGuy, Kalahari Vegmot, Hairy and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalahari Vegmot Posted December 7, 2017 Share https://youtu.be/a7C54GEtTh4Was wondering how someone could be so stupid as to even test that out. Then it hit me... Eddy Gordo, Piston ZA, DJR and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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