I have an idea for a new thread...

[Patchelicious]

Sadly those with the hands out in need don't realise/know who the tax man really is.

Maybe we should pay BellPottinger to run a campaign like they did about white monopoly capital. Seems those in need listen to fake twitter.

[Eddy Gordo]

Should work lekker for Paarl Shuttle days

[DJR]

 

Should work lekker for Paarl Shuttle days

 

[Patensie]

Should work lekker for Paarl Shuttle days

Upgrade: Make the straps conductive and build in a cattle prod...

[Shebeen]

If you want to save water, we need to understand where the usage originates.

 

I don't have the stats on hand, but last I heard, personal consumption and residential usage is dwarfed by that of industry?

not in cape town itself, but nationally that is the case

 

 

and amongst those residential users you can't blame the townships either

 

Edited May 25, 2017 by hikerbiker

[jimmycool]

[Patchelicious]

Should work lekker for Paarl Shuttle days

 

For this picture to accurately represent the real world, the guy on the endure/dh bike thing, would need to be a lot fatter.

Edited May 26, 2017 by Patchelicious

[Patchelicious]

not in cape town itself, but nationally that is the case

 

ctwater users.jpg

 

and amongst those residential users you can't blame the townships either

 

consumption histogram.png

Thanks, always good to get the facts so that we use and quote correctly, even it means our original thoughts were wrong.

[Hairy]

[WeekendWarrior80]

 

 

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[gummibear]

[Kalahari Vegmot]

Jannie sit in die klas.

Juffrou vra vir Jannie: "Jannie, as daar drie voëls op die draad sit, en ek skiet een; hoeveel voëls sit dan nog op die draad?"

 

Jannie dink en dink, en naderhand antwoord Jannie toe nou maar: "Nee juffrou, seker niks nie, hulle sal mos almal skrik!"

 

"Nee Jannie, daar sit nog twee; maar ek hou van hoe jy dink!"

 

Toe die periode verby is, vra Jannie vir juffrou:"Juffrou, as daar drie vrouens op die bankie sit en roomys eet, en die een vrou lek die roomys, een kou die roomys, en die ander een suig die roomys; watter een is getroud?"

 

Juffrou dink en dink, en naderhand antwoord juffrou toe nou maar:"Nee Jannie, seker maar die een wat dit suig?"

 

"Nee juffrou, die een wat 'n ring dra; maar ek hou van hoe juffrou dink!"

[Eddy Gordo]

Jannie sit in die klas.

Juffrou vra vir Jannie: "Jannie, as daar drie voëls op die draad sit, en ek skiet een; hoeveel voëls sit dan nog op die draad?"

 

Jannie dink en dink, en naderhand antwoord Jannie toe nou maar: "Nee juffrou, seker niks nie, hulle sal mos almal skrik!"

 

"Nee Jannie, daar sit nog twee; maar ek hou van hoe jy dink!"

 

Toe die periode verby is, vra Jannie vir juffrou:"Juffrou, as daar drie vrouens op die bankie sit en roomys eet, en die een vrou lek die roomys, een kou die roomys, en die ander een suig die roomys; watter een is getroud?"

 

Juffrou dink en dink, en naderhand antwoord juffrou toe nou maar:"Nee Jannie, seker maar die een wat dit suig?"

 

"Nee juffrou, die een wat 'n ring dra; maar ek hou van hoe juffrou dink!"

Jannie is in class.

Miss asks Jannie: "Jannie, if there are three birds on the wire, and I shoot one, how many birds are still on the wire?"

 

Jannie thinks and thinks, and afterwards Jannie just answers: "No miss, sure nothing, they'll all scare you!"

 

"No, Jannie, there are two more, but I love how you think!"

 

When the period passed, Jannie asked for a teacher: "Miss, if there are three women sitting on the couch and eating ice cream, and one woman leaks the ice-cream, one cold the ice-cream, and the other one sucks the ice-cream, which one is married? "

 

Miss think and think, and afterwards reply to the teacher, "No, Jannie, sure the one who sucks?"

 

"No miss, the one wearing a ring, but I love how a teacher thinks!"

 

HaaHaa HAAaaaa

[gummibear]

[DJR]

That kid will go far if he becomes a lawyer or a judge     

[Kalahari Vegmot]