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Posted

You could never win.

 

Get caught sleeping on the floor=Opfok.

 

Something by someone was wrong=Opfok.

 

67156634_2296157933772023_54008819598051

 

You could never win.

 

Get caught sleeping on the floor=Opfok.

 

Something by someone was wrong=Opfok.

 

67156634_2296157933772023_54008819598051

Ek hoop jy het jou bed se rante gebyt.

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You could never win.

 

Get caught sleeping on the floor=Opfok.

 

Something by someone was wrong=Opfok.

 

67156634_2296157933772023_54008819598051

 

A trick we only learned halfway through basics after spending many night on the floor was to put your sleeping back over the top of your bed and sleep on top of that. If you weren't  too much of a toss and turn sleeper, it would take a couple of minutes in the morning to get it squared up and ready of for inspection. Prop up the hollow in the mattress with a matchbox underneath the bed frame. 

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My troops hated me in basics. I liked taking inspections. My favourite trick after inspection was to shout "everyone get inside your beds". It's amazing how many only used one sheet and couldn't lie down properly.

 

My two corporals went one better. They would have the troops make their beds up outside the bungalow, then make them bring them back inside. Of course the doorway was too narrow and they had to turn the beds sideways.

 

We had a good laugh about it

Posted

My troops hated me in basics. I liked taking inspections. My favourite trick after inspection was to shout "everyone get inside your beds". It's amazing how many only used one sheet and couldn't lie down properly.

 

My two corporals went one better. They would have the troops make their beds up outside the bungalow, then make them bring them back inside. Of course the doorway was too narrow and they had to turn the beds sideways.

 

We had a good laugh about it

Evil you :cursing:  :D

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My troops hated me in basics. I liked taking inspections. My favourite trick after inspection was to shout "everyone get inside your beds". It's amazing how many only used one sheet and couldn't lie down properly.

 

My two corporals went one better. They would have the troops make their beds up outside the bungalow, then make them bring them back inside. Of course the doorway was too narrow and they had to turn the beds sideways.

 

We had a good laugh about it

Didn’t you get enough attention as a child?

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We did some nasty things to our corporal while he was sleeping. Then he did some nasty stuff to us while we were sleeping....

 

I remember using starch, shoe brushes, an iron, pegs, my teeth and my hands to make a bed. Now I just use my hands.

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My troops hated me in basics. I liked taking inspections. My favourite trick after inspection was to shout "everyone get inside your beds". It's amazing how many only used one sheet and couldn't lie down properly.

 

My two corporals went one better. They would have the troops make their beds up outside the bungalow, then make them bring them back inside. Of course the doorway was too narrow and they had to turn the beds sideways.

 

We had a good laugh about it

Your bed would be the first I'd gypo

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