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I'm working tomorrow.......so I'm 70% grumpier........but I'm going to ride my bike there and back, so I suppose I'm 70% happier........which makes me kind of ok.

Dude, I work every saturday, no chance I gonna cycle to work especially with the biscuit mill......

anyway, Doc put me off till wed, so guess I will enjoy my off days till then :clap:

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