Danger Dassie Posted November 25, 2021 Posted November 25, 2021 2 hours ago, Robbie Stewart said: It would seem that the boitjies in Jozi are mad at the world. Gym okes tooning cyclists, cyclists tooning okes in white rangers. Okes in white rangers tooning everyone in their way preventing immediate access to the bench-press section. Okes must chill, and come ride Cape Town. Here the okes are relaxed because we have the mountain bru...and the sea. As has been mentioned by @Karooryder, first world problems. Look you have to understand that Jozi is a bit bigger than iKipa and likewise the population density. This is towards Fourways my boet, where population 'density' isn't just measured by the number of people per square kilometre. There's also testosterone A type cultural density too, popped collars are the order of the day and no matter anyone's name the official matin/rally call is BYRON, HOWSIT, MY BOOIII ... Like Bellville and Blouberg to an extent, you know.... Now that I've stereotyped half my mates I expect my FB friends list drop a few percentile too... gemmerbal, ChrisF, BrentCGP and 6 others 9
Yyyy Posted November 25, 2021 Posted November 25, 2021 (edited) 25 minutes ago, Mamil said: oi --- easy on the mamils there mate --- --- also mamil in lycra is a tautology - (the lycra is taut too and that's not always cos we overweight) ... MAAIL - middlle aged athlete in lycra haibo, im also a mamil that likes to believe im a maail. But apparently i suffer from roid rage because i dont ride a sworks Edited November 25, 2021 by YaseenEnos Scary Rider and _David_ 2
Mamil Posted November 25, 2021 Posted November 25, 2021 1 minute ago, YaseenEnos said: haibo, im also a mamil that likes to believe im a maail. But apparently i suffer from roid rage because i dont ride an sworks It's OK to gang up on Sworks okes - only very few of them qulify for mamil status in my books BigDL, _David_ and TheoG 3
lechatnoir Posted November 25, 2021 Posted November 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, YaseenEnos said: haibo, im also a mamil that likes to believe im a maail. But apparently i suffer from roid rage because i dont ride a sworks oh! i thought the opposite was true. fancy that ChrisF, Scary Rider, _David_ and 3 others 1 5
NotSoBigBen Posted November 25, 2021 Posted November 25, 2021 The amount of 'veiled' S-Works envy always amuses me on here and I'm sure many will justify it as just having a laugh ... But ja it takes all types
The Ouzo Posted November 25, 2021 Posted November 25, 2021 Just now, NotSoBigBen said: The amount of 'veiled' S-Works envy always amuses me on here and I'm sure many will justify it as just having a laugh ... But ja it takes all types One Mr Carvhallo in my start group at 947 epitomized the S-works stereo type. Decked in everything S, had the looks, but in the bunch was all over the place. Everytime I landed up next to or behind him I had to either put in the effort to pass or drop back a bit, he was very erratic. He obviously stayed with the bunch after I dropped off as i saw him at the stadium afterwards. And what exactly was he doing when i saw him ? Pushing through against the traffic through the tunnel getting out of the stadium.
NotSoBigBen Posted November 25, 2021 Posted November 25, 2021 10 minutes ago, ouzo said: One Mr Carvhallo in my start group at 947 epitomized the S-works stereo type. Decked in everything S, had the looks, but in the bunch was all over the place. Everytime I landed up next to or behind him I had to either put in the effort to pass or drop back a bit, he was very erratic. He obviously stayed with the bunch after I dropped off as i saw him at the stadium afterwards. And what exactly was he doing when i saw him ? Pushing through against the traffic through the tunnel getting out of the stadium. Yes that's how we all are, what can I say
Eldron Posted November 25, 2021 Posted November 25, 2021 28 minutes ago, NotSoBigBen said: The amount of 'veiled' S-Works envy always amuses me on here and I'm sure many will justify it as just having a laugh ... But ja it takes all types They shoot they score. Sworks h8rs 1 - NotSoBigBen 0!
The Ouzo Posted November 25, 2021 Posted November 25, 2021 13 minutes ago, NotSoBigBen said: Yes that's how we all are, what can I say note I said stereo type. You are probably as far from the stereo type as you can get NotSoBigBen 1
NotSoBigBen Posted November 25, 2021 Posted November 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, Eldron said: They shoot they score. Sworks h8rs 1 - NotSoBigBen 0! I probably won't sleep tonight but I'll get over it eventually, we always do Scary Rider and BigDL 2
Eldron Posted November 25, 2021 Posted November 25, 2021 Just now, NotSoBigBen said: I probably won't sleep tonight but I'll get over it eventually, we always do What? You should sleep well every night. That's what 1000 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets are for! Scary Rider and BigDL 2
Danger Dassie Posted November 26, 2021 Posted November 26, 2021 So. Was there an air of kumbaya, or a gym vs velo lycra off ? Scary Rider, Robbie Stewart and DIPSLICK 3
FreeSoul Posted November 26, 2021 Posted November 26, 2021 (edited) Faaark, this is the best thread I have ever read!! Surely this must be a very early Aprils fool’s joke? How on God’s green earth do you let a hand full of cyclists piss you off so much that you need to film and complain about said people to the interweb?? I suggest a trip to your local Dr to get the carrot surgically removed or at the very least, some Prozac before you end of going postal and sending the static peloton to an early demise. Edited November 26, 2021 by FreeSoul ACE Cycles, Robbie Stewart and _David_ 1 2
DJR Posted November 26, 2021 Posted November 26, 2021 1 minute ago, FreeSoul said: Faaark, this is the best thread I have ever read!! Surely this must be a very early Aprils fool’s joke? How on God’s green earth do you let a hand full of cyclists piss you off so much that you need to film and complain about said people to the interweb?? I suggest a trip to your local Dr to get the carrot surgically removed or at the very least, some Prozac before you end of going postal and sending the static peloton to an early demise. No, it seems the Poms trumped everybody with an early April Fools' joke by putting the whole of Southern Africa back on their no travel list. Lots of old ladies in Cape Town will go postal when they hear the news that they are not going to see their grand children for two Christmases in a row. The Durban riots will look like a walk in the park compared to what is about to explode in some old age homes all around the Southern Suburbs! Carers beware!???? Robbie Stewart, BigDL, Scary Rider and 4 others 1 6
Danger Dassie Posted November 26, 2021 Posted November 26, 2021 15 minutes ago, FreeSoul said: Faaark, this is the best thread I have ever read!! Surely this must be a very early Aprils fool’s joke? How on God’s green earth do you let a hand full of cyclists piss you off so much that you need to film and complain about said people to the interweb?? I suggest a trip to your local Dr to get the carrot surgically removed or at the very least, some Prozac before you end of going postal and sending the static peloton to an early demise. Well I think was between that and Tertius going full double cab in his first post. All in all though, it's not an entirely unreasonable request from the gym that cant be amicably resolved. But it wouldn't be Bryanston/Fourways with out the flexing NickGM, babse, TheoG and 4 others 2 5
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