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19 minutes ago, nonky said:

How many Roxette tickets did you buy on the Discovery pre-sale?  😁

Thats not Roxette…(anymore)

 

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30 minutes ago, nonky said:

How many Roxette tickets did you buy on the Discovery pre-sale?  😁

Like @MORNE  said. It's not Roxette anymore. It's just Rox. and that is like Queen without Freddy.

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2 hours ago, Headshot said:

 

I kind of like this impractical unless you live at the top of Val di Sole, weirdo.Bike Festival Riva 2024   (c) TEBP

Must handle like a limo, because it sure looks like one.

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4 hours ago, Headshot said:

That is probably a really effective gravel bike. I'd ride it, ugly or not.

 

Spare set of wheels, and you have the right tool for the day.

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I'm feeling sorry for these bikes - ugly bikes have feelings too you know.

Haven't you heard the story of the ugly bikeling? "... and all the other bikes in so many words said "whoosh" get out of town"

And then it grew up to be a Schwinn --- 

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9 hours ago, Robbie Stewart said:

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner courtesy of Amazon.co.za for all of R4099.00 

Excuse me while I quickly go upchuck on the lawn.

I don't even know where to begin.
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Everywhere you look you see a new atrocity. There are no redeeming features on this one, I'm afraid 

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On 5/7/2024 at 12:56 PM, Headshot said:

The "dog forcing a dump" look is still making waves.

 

On 5/7/2024 at 1:00 PM, mecheng89 said:

The exact same thing was said of this car.

MR archive: Chrysler Crossfire review - Retro Motor

A mate promptly sold his after sharing driving duties in me ol' European coupe.  A squatting dog in appearance, and a mongrel to drive.

And yes, given his off-kilter judgement, of course he was a Roxette fan.

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12 hours ago, Robbie Stewart said:

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner courtesy of Amazon.co.za for all of R4099.00 

Excuse me while I quickly go upchuck on the lawn.

I don't even know where to begin.
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Best part is you'll receive it with the fork backwards, the brakes with a 2cm gap between the rim and the pad and a loose saddle.

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2 hours ago, TyronLab said:

Best part is you'll receive it with the fork backwards, the brakes with a 2cm gap between the rim and the pad and a loose saddle.

 

You forgot the "free play" on the headset .... 

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to be fair - that huffy is only a bicycle shaped object. It's a far cry from what I would call a bicycle as we have come to know them.

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On 5/9/2024 at 7:25 AM, justinafrika said:

 

A mate promptly sold his after sharing driving duties in me ol' European coupe.  A squatting dog in appearance, and a mongrel to drive.

And yes, given his off-kilter judgement, of course he was a Roxette fan.

It must have been love, but it's over now.

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