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Word on the trails is that some eMoped riders have been trying to ride their motos up down only DH tracks at Tokai. Needless to say this could cause serious ***. Why not try this kind of thing on a sand dune up the west coast rather?

There is no way this could possibly be true. Consensus on this thread is that eBaaiks will only ever be bought by cost-conscious, bearded downhillers who will never endanger the trails and never by the kind of muppet who has more rands than sense, and thinks rules don't apply.
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Weber?

Anything less than a fire started by Flint and Carbon Steel is apparently frowned upon. Rumor has it that hubbers are dumping their blitz and gas fire starters to try and up their man-card points as well as their carbon footprints by making giant bon-fires with flint and steel and only starting the actual braaiing of meat well after midnight.

 

Disclaimer: I have one of these gas starter jobbies in my camp box. Hoekom sukkel as daar n beter manier is?!

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Anything less than a fire started by Flint and Carbon Steel is apparently frowned upon. Rumor has it that hubbers are dumping their blitz and gas fire starters to try and up their man-card points as well as their carbon footprints by making giant bon-fires with flint and steel and only starting the actual braaiing of meat well after midnight.

 

Disclaimer: I have one of these gas starter jobbies in my camp box. Hoekom sukkel as daar n beter manier is?!

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Haven't you heard? The new manly thing to do on the hub is to braai a cauliflower or bringel. Real men don't eat meat anymore. ;)

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Haven't you heard? The new manly thing to do on the hub is to braai a cauliflower or bringel. Real men don't eat meat anymore. ;)

Whaaat???

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Anything less than a fire started by Flint and Carbon Steel is apparently frowned upon. Rumor has it that hubbers are dumping their blitz and gas fire starters to try and up their man-card points as well as their carbon footprints by making giant bon-fires with flint and steel and only starting the actual braaiing of meat well after midnight.

 

Disclaimer: I have one of these gas starter jobbies in my camp box. Hoekom sukkel as daar n beter manier is?!

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Don't be soft man. Leave the oil of ole at home and start your fire like a real man ......with two sticks.

Anything more is a cop out and an admission that you wear G-string panties

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burning fossil fuels to start your braai not cool 

 

A sharp axe to make kindling and one match is all you need :P

 

 

Anything less than a fire started by Flint and Carbon Steel is apparently frowned upon. Rumor has it that hubbers are dumping their blitz and gas fire starters to try and up their man-card points as well as their carbon footprints by making giant bon-fires with flint and steel and only starting the actual braaiing of meat well after midnight.

Disclaimer: I have one of these gas starter jobbies in my camp box. Hoekom sukkel as daar n beter manier is?!
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This is literally the bazillionth time everyone has heard those exact arguments. 

 

Talk about feeding a fed horse. 

 

The other side is also true ... someone who is rather skilled at downhill but has to sit behind roadie MTB wannabe's on the downhill singletrack cause they all past his fat ass on the climb up ..... 

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The other side is also true ... someone who is rather skilled at downhill but has to sit behind roadie MTB wannabe's on the downhill singletrack cause they all past his fat ass on the climb up .....

Simple solution - get fitter. The wannabe mtb roadie got there on his own merit, you wanna be in front of him on the single track, get your fat ass not fat, and get there before him (coming from a fatty who always sits behind a mtb roadie on the single track coz they passed me on the uphills).

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Simple solution - get fitter. The wannabe mtb roadie got there on his own merit, you wanna be in front of him on the single track, get your fat ass not fat, and get there before him (coming from a fatty who always sits behind a mtb roadie on the single track coz they passed me on the uphills).

easier to get a Ebike to get to the singletrack first and have clear run

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Identity crisis this weekend - toiled up Spykers hill in the wind and didn't enjoy myself. Bombed down Trail Z and loved it --- toiled up to faircape and didn't have fun - bombed down trail q and loved it - halfway back up to the top of Faircape and not having much fun and resigning myself to not having any legs and deciding that I would take the tar downhill back to the carpark rather than tackle the big climb back to the top of hoogies,  this thought popped in my head

 

"if I had an ebike I would smash trail Q again"

 

I tried to get rid of the thought - denial, a moment of weakness .... what does this say about me and my dedication to HTFU principles?

 

Do ebikes belong on the mountain?

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Identity crisis this weekend - toiled up Spykers hill in the wind and didn't enjoy myself. Bombed down Trail Z and loved it --- toiled up to faircape and didn't have fun - bombed down trail q and loved it - halfway back up to the top of Faircape and not having much fun and resigning myself to not having any legs and deciding that I would take the tar downhill back to the carpark rather than tackle the big climb back to the top of hoogies,  this thought popped in my head

 

"if I had an ebike I would smash trail Q again"

 

I tried to get rid of the thought - denial, a moment of weakness .... what does this say about me and my dedication to HTFU principles?

 

Do ebikes belong on the mountain?

Had that exact same thought today cycling up to he mast at conties .... would love to smash out the DH run from the top multiple times ..  Guess until then I will just have to be happy being a shuttle-cock once a month.

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After being a chronic ebike hater, last weekend I got a demo for the weekend. This weekend I was riding my own one. They are complete game changers. We we ride more often, more trails per ride and if it is possible have even more fun on a bike.

 

Had that exact same thought today cycling up to he mast at conties .... would love to smash out the DH run from the top multiple times ..  Guess until then I will just have to be happy being a shuttle-cock once a month.

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Anyone hear the rant from a guy who rode Tokai and was overtaken by a Ebike ?

 

Currently doing the rounds on what's app.

 

Apparently he got so upset he trashed the guys bike in the parking lot.

If it is the same one I'm thinking of it was a skit... just for the comedy of it.

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