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and thats just the first payment. you still got to pay for all the spares and broken parts.

Kyk, a KTM is like that super sexy redhead at the dance. A lot of guys want to take her home, but most are too scared of her, coz she looks like she will break you, so they settle for a BMW like lady, a few guys will try their luck with the sexy redhead lady, and they'll crash and burn before the dj goois the drop, one guy will have enough guts and the game to get to take her home and he has an awesome time. A couple of weeks later he will still be having a great time, but he'll realise that his hot redhead is high maintenance and a bit crazy, but decides to byt vas coz he us still young and loves a bit if excitement.

Years later and he still rides the KTM, but he has an oil pan, and weird stories about fixes and that one night when he had to fix his bike that no one talks about.

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Kyk, a KTM is like that super sexy redhead at the dance. A lot of guys want to take her home, but most are too scared of her, coz she looks like she will break you, so they settle for a BMW like lady, a few guys will try their luck with the sexy redhead lady, and they'll crash and burn before the dj goois the drop, one guy will have enough guts and the game to get to take her home and he has an awesome time. A couple of weeks later he will still be having a great time, but he'll realise that his hot redhead is high maintenance and a bit crazy, but decides to byt vas coz he us still young and loves a bit if excitement.

Years later and he still rides the KTM, but he has an oil pan, and weird stories about fixes and that one night when he had to fix his bike that no one talks about.

K - Keep

T - Throwing

M - Money

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Kyk, a KTM is like that super sexy redhead at the dance. A lot of guys want to take her home, but most are too scared of her, coz she looks like she will break you, so they settle for a BMW like lady, a few guys will try their luck with the sexy redhead lady, and they'll crash and burn before the dj goois the drop, one guy will have enough guts and the game to get to take her home and he has an awesome time. A couple of weeks later he will still be having a great time, but he'll realise that his hot redhead is high maintenance and a bit crazy, but decides to byt vas coz he us still young and loves a bit if excitement.

Years later and he still rides the KTM, but he has an oil pan, and weird stories about fixes and that one night when he had to fix his bike that no one talks about.

I get what you are saying, and so using the same analogy my BMW gs800 is like the quiet librarian with the glasses that all the pretend cool kids avoid because she doesnt suit their image -and image is pretty mush all they care about, which is why they will spend so much time and energy showing off and justifying their red head, pain in the arse, girlfreind. And this is unfortunate because these kids will never know the pleasure of seeing that librarian take off her glasses, let down her long, flowing hair and slowly unbutton her bulging top. Its a treat to be witness to this while knowing that her intelligence and the quality of her upbringing will mean that, if you treat her right and ride her hard, you will be guaranteed years of hassle free pleasure.

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