WrightJnr Posted December 19, 2020 Share In fairness, that 99% refers to a "shammy". Probably because it was such a horrible experience it can’t be forgotten. (I speak from experience) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fleming Posted December 19, 2020 Share Some sent this ad to me the other day. Probably a autocorrect error but still damn funny. Christie and Long Wheel Base 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WrightJnr Posted December 19, 2020 Share And only a cyclist knows what a “bomb” is. Without causing a bloody panic.... Jaco Steyn, TheoG, Long Wheel Base and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WrightJnr Posted December 19, 2020 Share Please don’t ever ask to borrow a “star” screwdriver from me. I don’t have any of those. Phillips, Torx, Hex, Flat, Slotted amongst others I can try help but star, sorry you need a telescope for that. Edited December 19, 2020 by WrightJnr Long Wheel Base and TheoG 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJacques Posted December 19, 2020 Share Seen in an ad: Bike comes with a Speedo. Guess it will be handy to get some swimwear with it TheoG, Christie and WrightJnr 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fleming Posted December 19, 2020 Share Seen in an ad: Bike comes with a Speedo. Guess it will be handy to get some swimwear with it It's for triathlons MrJacques, tux26 and TheoG 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieter1 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Shades or Sunnies. When in fact you are wearing Sunglasses.No. IT IS SUNNIES or SHADES. WrightJnr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR ◣◢ Posted December 19, 2020 Share Was “hydrolic” vs “hydraulic” mentioned yet? Hydrolic disk breaks MrJacques and TheoG 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grease_Monkey Posted December 19, 2020 Share Was “hydrolic” vs “hydraulic” mentioned yet? Hydrolic disk breaksIs this thread supposed to be funny names people call equipment? Looks like it's turned into the grammar and spelling Nazi thread. ChrisF and T_Boss 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR ◣◢ Posted December 19, 2020 Share Nope. First post was about helmet vs helmut. I’m still on track. TheoG 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MORNE Posted December 20, 2020 Share Cycling computer/gps = ‘Speedo’....is also a fun one. I guess it comes from a time where that was basically all they did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biciclette Posted December 20, 2020 Share Clipless pedals? Should be clip pedals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grease_Monkey Posted December 20, 2020 Share Clipless pedals? Should be clip pedals?No, clip pedals refers to pedals with toe clips (like the ones on stationary bikes in virgin active). When we got rid of toe clips and used shoes with cleats it became clipless (ie: the lack of toe clips). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJacques Posted December 20, 2020 Share More valve types... * think it's a spelling mistake, should be Presta. Edited December 20, 2020 by MrJacques Underachiever, ChrisF and Long Wheel Base 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Wheel Base Posted December 21, 2020 Share Please don’t ever ask to borrow a “star” screwdriver from me. I don’t have any of those. Phillips, Torx, Hex, Flat, Slotted amongst others I can try help but star, sorry you need a telescope for that.Don't ever come ask to borrow a flat from me. Common. As someone that uses tools to earn a living and always worked with my hands I have grown up hearing all these weird and wonderful names for tools. Monkey wrench???? Multi grips!!!!!Also there is a big difference between a plastic hammer and a mallet. I have heard a few funny names for a shifting spanner as well, the best being a vrystaat micrometer. Mojoman, WrightJnr, TheoG and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoG Posted December 21, 2020 Share Don't ever come ask to borrow a flat from me. Common. As someone that uses tools to earn a living and always worked with my hands I have grown up hearing all these weird and wonderful names for tools.Monkey wrench???? Multi grips!!!!!Also there is a big difference between a plastic hammer and a mallet. I have heard a few funny names for a shifting spanner as well, the best being a vrystaat micrometer. Or a appy vernier Long Wheel Base 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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