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But doesn't all wine come with a screw cap these days...?  :ph34r:

not the last few bottles I have opened up at home  :w00t:

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Why do you guys worry about screw caps and bottle openers? If your partners cant simply suck the cork out, wine wont fix your problems.

Just when you thought there was ONE topic that couldn't possibly have a sex joke about it......

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Why do you guys worry about screw caps and bottle openers? If your partners cant simply suck the cork out, wine wont fix your problems.

I guess you've got pretty good at the Heimlich maneuver ?

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I guess you've got pretty good at the Heimlich maneuver ?

The cork should get swallowed not inhaled. 

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I'm even better at the hindlick maneuver

 

 

Aren't you your own boss?

 

He does enduro, where a lot of scorpioning happens and they lick their own asses.

 

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He does enduro, where a lot of scorpioning happens and they lick their own asses.

 

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It's good to keep supple....
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I'm even better at the hindlick maneuver

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