Everesting World Record Update 2

[Duane_Bosch]

Just spitballing here, but do you think when Ramses gets kinky in the bedroom he shouts 'Who is you mummy'?

His surname sounds like the noise my city golf used to make when I went over a speedbump.

[Jewbacca]

His surname sounds like the noise my city golf used to make when I went over a speedbump.

HAHAHAHA

 

I had an old 2 door rabbit that made exactly the same noise! 

[Rocket-Boy]

hahaha...share the fun with everyone

Flip that is nasty, Im a veggo and I eat much nicer stuff than that!!

[Rocket-Boy]

how do you get piles eating veggies? - surely they come out squishy

I might have been wondering the same thing...

[The Ouzo]

That is why this ride (and article) by Emma Pooley is so admirable:

 

https://cyclingtips.com/2020/09/emma-pooley-everests-again-this-time-on-gravel/

really enjoyed both those articles from her, thanks for the link.

[Jewbacca]

I might have been wondering the same thing...

Maybe he spends too long on the toilet writing his raps or making pizzas?

[dave303e]

You forget to peel the pineapples ?

 

There is a scene from the movie Little Nicky, it involves Hitler and a Pineapple and it is vividly imprinted in my mind right now...

[Fat Boab]

I see some SA lady cyclists are 'gearing' up for some Everesting activity...

 

https://bicyclesouth.co.za/2020/09/sheveresting-womens-everesting-for-charity/

[Pure Savage]

I see some SA lady cyclists are 'gearing' up for some Everesting activity...

 

https://bicyclesouth.co.za/2020/09/sheveresting-womens-everesting-for-charity/

Pretty awesome, a SHEveresting. 

 

We have a savage or 2 taking part

[Red Robin]

I see some SA lady cyclists are 'gearing' up for some Everesting activity...

 

https://bicyclesouth.co.za/2020/09/sheveresting-womens-everesting-for-charity/

 

This  is really nice to see! Also like the fact that its for a good cause too.

[Pure Savage]

Waiting for our Vegan friend to turn female for the weekend to take part in the SheEveresting.

[Eldron]

Waiting for our Vegan friend to turn female for the weekend to take part in the SheEveresting.

 

But then how is going to brag about his rock hard manliness that he wants to rape my mom with????

[Shebeen]

Waiting for our Vegan friend to turn female for the weekend to take part in the SheEveresting.

he has deleted social media accounts and hasn't been online here since dec 2019.

But i think it's only fair we give him right of reply.

[Eldron]

he has deleted social media accounts and hasn't been online here since dec 2019.

But i think it's only fair we give him right of reply.

 

Ahhh man now I went and searched his feed.

 

Turns out his latest offering is a lesson on how to be HARD 

 

Great ironic piece - I have some advice though. If you don't want to ride for 24 hours - then ride for 24 hours. Don't be a little bitch. If you don't want to Everest then Everest. Don't be a little bitch.

 

If this okes legs moved like his mouth he would have won all the TdFs.

Edited September 9, 2020 by Eldron

[Gen]

Ahhh man now I went and searched his feed.

 

Turns out his latest offering is a lesson on how to be HARD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev5BiRZN7Os

 

Great ironic piece - I have some advice though. If you don't want to ride for 24 hours - then ride for 24 hours. Don't be a little bitch. If you don't want to Everest then Everest. Don't be a little bitch.

 

If this okes legs moved like his mouth he would have won all the TdFs.

Wtaf what a weirdo

[Duane_Bosch]

OH THE IRONY

 

So carrying a basket of firewood 6m makes you hard? My Samajoor in basics would have this little softcock crying in 10 minutes. And believe me I had it easy in the army.

 

My generation is actually to blame for this. We were so afraid to discipline our children so they've never heard the word No. We handed out medals for 17th place so our kids have never had to taste the bitter pill of defeat. We've raised a generation of entitled pussies

Edited September 9, 2020 by Duane_Bosch