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For one brief moment there I thought you said "King of spin"........ I almost went into hyperventilation!

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You mean the song by The police? King of Pain?

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I rode Tokai on Sunday. Paid for ninety something bucks for a day ticket and got a tiny little stub of flimsy paper in return. I put it in my back pocket with my phone. After a couple of hours of sweating up that mountain, I stopped to take a picture. When I took my phone out to do that, it had a little ball of sweaty, mushy paper pulp stuck to it. I tried to open it, but it came apart and it might as well been a piece of Rizla paper. Thank goodness nobody stopped me to ask for my permit, because there was no way on earth to prove that I have paid............and nobody broke my arm. :ph34r: 

 

Take a photo of the permit next time before putting in your pocket  ^_^

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If I get a visa can I ride where I want to ?

 

Either way, we still have Suikerbosrand which is even better than Table mountain and there is no extra fee to cycle. 

 

Wait what? Have your even been to Cape Town?

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You're making one massive assumption here.

 

That you always "need" a permit to ride your roadbike here.

 

I put that in inverted comma's because we all know that according to the rules you need one. BUT, if you look at the strava segment here

https://www.strava.com/segments/7215581

 

The top 10 is full of roadrides linking this tar section onto their climb up oukaaps, and Matt Beers was the first oke too mention that he uses it for interval training.

 

NicDlamini does not appear to have a strava profile, but it is very likely that since this is the biggest hill close to where he lives he has ridden this numerous times, without ever being asked for a permit. He might even greet the gate guards by name for all we know.

This could explain why:

*he entered without a permit

*thought you didn't need one

*was surprised when he got knocked from his bike without warning

 

Total speculation, but it could just be that as it was tourist high season a grootbass was there and wanted to prove a point. Just as it is speculation that he would not have been moered had he just spoken to the rangers nicely. I'm happy to use speculation, when that is all you have to go on, just don't pass it off as fact.

 

We just don't know, and probably never will now.

 

Just like it's speculation that he would have been going to Tokyo 2020 to ride this,

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https://www.strava.com/activities/2572553229

 

https://www.strava.com/activities/2572556463

 

Lots of rides in the area a few months back.

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I rode Tokai on Sunday. Paid for ninety something bucks for a day ticket and got a tiny little stub of flimsy paper in return. I put it in my back pocket with my phone. After a couple of hours of sweating up that mountain, I stopped to take a picture. When I took my phone out to do that, it had a little ball of sweaty, mushy paper pulp stuck to it. I tried to open it, but it came apart and it might as well been a piece of Rizla paper. Thank goodness nobody stopped me to ask for my permit, because there was no way on earth to prove that I have paid............and nobody broke my arm. :ph34r:

Tip:

Use a Zip lock Jiffy bag for your phone and various other LIFE SAVING PIECES OF PAPER

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Wait what? Have your even been to Cape Town?

 

I have, and I've been to Suikerbosrand so I am qualified to compare  :thumbup:

 

Come join on Sunday and you may find you agree  :whistling:  :whistling:

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maybe they where worried their staff would break the arm of anyone who couldn't prove they where staying there :ph34r:

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You're making one massive assumption here.

 

That you always "need" a permit to ride your roadbike here.

 

I put that in inverted comma's because we all know that according to the rules you need one. BUT, if you look at the strava segment here

https://www.strava.com/segments/7215581

 

The top 10 is full of roadrides linking this tar section onto their climb up oukaaps, and Matt Beers was the first oke too mention that he uses it for interval training.

 

NicDlamini does not appear to have a strava profile, but it is very likely that since this is the biggest hill close to where he lives he has ridden this numerous times, without ever being asked for a permit. He might even greet the gate guards by name for all we know.

This could explain why:

*he entered without a permit

*thought you didn't need one

*was surprised when he got knocked from his bike without warning

 

Total speculation, but it could just be that as it was tourist high season a grootbass was there and wanted to prove a point. Just as it is speculation that he would not have been moered had he just spoken to the rangers nicely. I'm happy to use speculation, when that is all you have to go on, just don't pass it off as fact.

 

We just don't know, and probably never will now.

 

Just like it's speculation that he would have been going to Tokyo 2020 to ride this,

20180809-01-01-EN.jpg

However in depth your post is, the question was 'which tar roads require a permit'..

 

The answer is, that one and the Cape Point Reserve spring to mind.

 

Not 'can I access them without a permit', not 'Do others access them without a permit'.... 

 

So no assumption at all. Should you want to ride said tar roads 'legally', you require a permit.

 

The end

 

What people do on STRAVA is neither here nor there

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However in depth your post is, the question was 'which tar roads require a permit'..

 

The answer is, that one and the Cape Point Reserve spring to mind.

 

Not 'can I access them without a permit', not 'Do others access them without a permit'.... 

 

So no assumption at all. Should you want to ride said tar roads 'legally', you require a permit.

 

The end

 

What people do on STRAVA is neither here nor there

Ag nee man.

 

I was 100% with you until the heresy of your last sentence......

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Ag nee man.

 

I was 100% with you until the heresy of your last sentence......

HA!

 

It does come across as Outrageous doesn't it!  :mellow:

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If I get a visa can I ride where I want to ?

 

Either way, we still have Suikerbosrand which is even better than Table mountain and there is no extra fee to cycle. 

 

What are you snorting to make you buy into this hallucination whereby you think this "is even better than Table mountain" ?

 

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If you manage to think soberly about it, you will see the error of your ways.

 

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