I have an idea for a new thread...

[Meezo]

No else notice her finger up that lady's arse

[DJR]

It's a special holster for police spokespeople that are prone to shooting themselves in the foot.

[Steven Knoetze (sk27)]

So you can shoot while sitting down 

She bends over and sights the target for the colleague behind who shoots straight out of the holster for added stability, perhaps........

[Long Wheel Base]

That moment you try sneak a photo of the chicks @$$ in the background and your picture goes viral for other reasons and you realise you dodged a bullet with your wife when she finds the picture on your phone.

[Slowbee]

Checking, checkers.

 

Checking checkers.

 

Checking .......checkers

[Hairy]

awesome attitudes and trail rippers

[Hairy]

[gummibear]

[gummibear]

[MrJacques]

[geomark]

[Gen]

Okay everyone have a good chuckle on me.

 

So about a year ago we noticed that we lost a lot of water pressure.. Now it was never great but the loss was quite noticeable toilets take long to fill etc etc. Anyhow so I do the thing you do when you check for leaks.. No leaks.. So I figure well it is probably a municipal issue and made peace with the fact that it is what it is cause well the municipality are super bad at these things.

 

So today the gardener comes to me and says jis he messed up and accidentally hit a pipe and well water everywhere.. So I tell him to go close the mains on the pavement.. He doesn't come right and calls me and it's tight but I eventually manage to close it all the way but I noticed that it was already on the closed direction but the gardener hadn't turned it.

 

Yes some little **** fiddled and just about closed our mains shut...

 

Pipe fixed and water pressure restored[emoji23]

 

 

Edit

 

I am actually amazed this hasn't happened before because I'd probably have done something like that when I was a little **** myself. [emoji23]

Edited April 12, 2021 by Gen

[Gen]

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1381367865106968579?s=19

[Stretch]

Good morning everyone...

 

If back to the future was set today they would go back to 1991

 

As you were [emoji23]

[TNT1]

Good morning everyone...

 

If back to the future was set today they would go back to 1991

 

As you were [emoji23]

And still no hoverboards.

[Bateleur1]

And still no hoverboards.

 

Not at all.  No everybody on the planet is learning to wash their hands and toilette paper is the new gold.  Not even Hollywood saw this one comming.