Beware Bikemarket.co.za: Selling Bikes with Plugs as Permanent

[WaynejG]

Somewhere out there a village is feeling deprived.

[Barry]

23 minutes ago, WaynejG said:

Somewhere out there a village is feeling deprived.

I really feel bad for them. When my wife and i moved to the big city they accused me of taking the village bicycle. I left them my old 26er but still they accused me.

[PygaSchmyga]

9 minutes ago, Barry said:

I really feel bad for them. When my wife and i moved to the big city they accused me of taking the village bicycle. I left them my old 26er but still they accused me.

i hope that was not a reference to your wife? 😬

 

[Steady Spin]

46 minutes ago, herrowpreeze said:

Yup, usually goes something like "Listen my friend, Im about to moer the ****out of you!"

When it gets to “luister jy nou ****** mooi vir my” you start running. 

[Barry]

9 minutes ago, PygaSchmyga said:

i hope that was not a reference to your wife? 😬

 

Not at all i love my wife😘 and she would moer me.

 

[rorydewet]

18 hours ago, steve-h said:

You seem very interested in this one - perhaps a BM employee or associate?

The court that ultimately decides are the consumers - who choose whether to buy from Bikemarket or not.

nothing you have said makes me decide to not use bike market

zilch nada niks

i have used them in the past and will use them in the future

[Shebeen]

15 hours ago, steve-h said:

The valve leak looks to have started after the plug issue - after pressure dropped.

sorry just have to quote this one incase it gets edited. I look forward to this being proven.

 

here is how this is going to play out if Steve H keeps throwing rocks.

tuesday - he goes and finds an internet link (google translated form italian) that proves that low pressure can ruin your valve seal

wed - the hublic tells him it doesn't work like that.  Instead he finds a CPA statement that gives him the customer right of return or repair or sommer something lekker. BM can get stuffed, or send him a new SWorks and then get stuffed.

thursday - someone else finds his instagram account. Turns out he is big into macrame, every post gets a gazillion heart likes from tannies in retirement homes. This has nothing to do with the topic, but is still a rather interesting diversion.

friday - someone finds him on linkedin and it transpires he works for some debt collection agency that harvest the tears of single moms whose babydaddies won't pay maintenance and resell it as the base ingredient for CBD oil. This is not technically illegal, but their customer service is so bad they have a hellopeter rating that makes elton jantjies look like a priest. The hypocrisy is so thick you block a argust headwind with it.

sat - we all go ride bikes. The world is fine again. 

 

[PygaSchmyga]

21 minutes ago, Shebeen said:

sorry just have to quote this one incase it gets edited. I look forward to this being proven.

 

here is how this is going to play out if Steve H keeps throwing rocks.

tuesday - he goes and finds an internet link (google translated form italian) that proves that low pressure can ruin your valve seal

wed - the hublic tells him it doesn't work like that.  Instead he finds a CPA statement that gives him the customer right of return or repair or sommer something lekker. BM can get stuffed, or send him a new SWorks and then get stuffed.

thursday - someone else finds his instagram account. Turns out he is big into macrame, every post gets a gazillion heart likes from tannies in retirement homes. This has nothing to do with the topic, but is still a rather interesting diversion.

friday - someone finds him on linkedin and it transpires he works for some debt collection agency that harvest the tears of single moms whose babydaddies won't pay maintenance and resell it as the base ingredient for CBD oil. This is not technically illegal, but their customer service is so bad they have a hellopeter rating that makes elton jantjies look like a priest. The hypocrisy is so thick you block a argust headwind with it.

sat - we all go ride bikes. The world is fine again. 

 

JAYZUS that went west, even for the Hub.  Too many favorites to mention, but its a toss up between "retirement home tannies macrame" and "single mother tear harvesting".  Love your work

[117]

And yet we feed the troll....

Makes us feel better when we sharpen the pitch forks  

Edited September 27, 2022 by 117

[Bomberman]

1 hour ago, Shebeen said:

sorry just have to quote this one incase it gets edited. I look forward to this being proven.

 

here is how this is going to play out if Steve H keeps throwing rocks.

tuesday - he goes and finds an internet link (google translated form italian) that proves that low pressure can ruin your valve seal

wed - the hublic tells him it doesn't work like that.  Instead he finds a CPA statement that gives him the customer right of return or repair or sommer something lekker. BM can get stuffed, or send him a new SWorks and then get stuffed.

thursday - someone else finds his instagram account. Turns out he is big into macrame, every post gets a gazillion heart likes from tannies in retirement homes. This has nothing to do with the topic, but is still a rather interesting diversion.

friday - someone finds him on linkedin and it transpires he works for some debt collection agency that harvest the tears of single moms whose babydaddies won't pay maintenance and resell it as the base ingredient for CBD oil. This is not technically illegal, but their customer service is so bad they have a hellopeter rating that makes elton jantjies look like a priest. The hypocrisy is so thick you block a argust headwind with it.

sat - we all go ride bikes. The world is fine again. 

 

Well, I think that's enough internet for today.

 

[Wobble07]

I don't think this should be an issue? - really easy to sort out and move on.

[sirmoun10goat]

9 minutes ago, Wobble07 said:

I don't think this should be an issue? - really easy to sort out and move on.

Are you referring to the OPs tyre or his stupidity?

[Wobble07]

4 minutes ago, sirmoun10goat said:

Are you referring to the OPs tyre or his stupidity?

😀 just put a new plug in and some sealant and a smile on your dial and ride your bike. 

[Stockman]

I'm surprised this got 146 comments!

Bugger, now it's 147!😉

[gurns]

5 hours ago, Barry said:

@steve-h i will make it short and sweet.

If you are in the Centurion area bring your bike to me i will re do your tubeless sort you with new valves/ tape and Stan's (Free).

lets get you back on the bike and enjoying your new ride.

let me know where you are and maybe @RobertWhiteheadwould be willing if you are out his side and send me the bill. 

 

 

You Sir are a scholar and a Gentleman. Well done.

[Frosty]

15 minutes ago, Stockman said:

I'm surprised this got 146 comments!

Bugger, now it's 147!😉

It got a lot more traction than anticipated.